The Priory

 

Quite frankly, ALL the bouncers at The Priory are fucking apes. I got thrown out last night for 'appearing drunk'. It's a nightclub, on a Saturday night and the bouncers are looking for people who might 'appear drunk'. Wize up bouncers.

These ignorant thugs also have no concept of reasoning, polite discussion or controlled debate. Basically, they are thick as fuck.

So to review those points, what I'm saying is, that the bouncers of The Priory are fucking cunts who are presumably are unfit for any other type of work other from threatening people who are having a good time.

These people probably go home and beat their wives/partners to a pulp to make them feel good about themselves. Most bouncers have a history of violence, domestically and socially. Their need to beat their partners up stemming from the fact they cannot interact on even the most basic of levels as they lack the mental ability to do so. The best place of these mindless idiots is prison, not a nightclub door. 

The management of The Priory is also highly questionable, howhonestly though it was a good idea to employ the current 'security' staff? Are the management also stupid? I suspect they probably are.

Is it a requirement of the job (a bouncer) to be the following:

. Completely dense

. Act and behave in a threatening/thugish manner

. Be a complete miserable cunt

. Have no sense of humour

. Have poor mouth hygene

. Have nothing better to do on a Saturday night

For anyone reading this review seeking a good night out, don't go to Priory as the bouncers are all fucking cunts and they'll almost certainly ruin your night.

 

 

 

 

 

Dave's profile     Other reviews by Dave     Dave likes    

Ever since the refurb it is definately alot better. I must admit though i was working there when it was minimum wage of only £4.60 an hour - how very disgusting. And incase your thinking its below minimum wage it wasn't at the time - believe you me i checked it!

But to be honest with you, compared to alot of other clubs i have been in i think the bouncers do a commendable job. Theyare placed at various points in the club and have raido systems so it's not too bad.

The bar is always sticky though and at the end of the night there are ALWAYS fights that start. Great drinks prices throughout the week but just like every other place on a weekend. Also, the fact that they do Purple rains is a total added bonus. I used to love making them.

Generally I think it makes for a good night to be honest with you but i will agree that alot of the people who go in there are just looking for a fight because they have nothing better to do.

Miss's profile     Other reviews by Miss     Miss likes    

worst place ever, my mate jst got attacketd and got knocked out on the dance floor and the bouncers banned me for helpin my mate. they said there where no cameras on the dance floor but when i rang the manger they insisted there where cameras pointed at the dance floor, the place is a fuckin joke. i got banned because i challenged the bouners about what happened and my mate got banned for being to drunk. i am sorry but the fact he got punched out cold because he bumped in to sumbody is a joke. i rang them the next moring and they said id have to write a written statment. the whole place is a joke.

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Omg i was so mad i cant spell:)

jaco's profile     Other reviews by jaco     jaco likes    

Worst place i have ever been was in on new year me and my m8 was leaving the bouncers started to push my m8 around thinking he was someone els, i said to one of the bouncers that it was my m8 and i was just going to get him and settle him down, the next thing he grabbed me and pinned me up against the hallway wall, i was shcoked, i took my hand out of my pocket and my bank card fell out onto the ground, he wouldnt let me pick it up then a girl came from nowhare, picked it up and tried to give it to me but the bouncer didnt let me take it from her so she tried to give it to him and he told her to keep it, WTF then she buggered off with my bank card i couldnt follow her as this plonker had a hold of me, he then said i called him racial names to the other bouncers to get me thrown out and turned to me and smiled, jeesas im married to a coulred woman and photograph in India alot most of the people i know are coulred, i treat everyone the same and would never dream of saying the stuff he accused me of

Basically he was involved in theft of my bank card, i phoned managment to explain wot happened and they cut me off

Disgusting behaviuor, stay wel clear of this place, also alot of dodgy people in there too

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