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Quite frankly, ALL the bouncers at The Priory are fucking apes. I got thrown out last night for 'appearing drunk'. It's a nightclub, on a Saturday night and the bouncers are looking for people who might 'appear drunk'. Wize up bouncers.

These ignorant thugs also have no concept of reasoning, polite discussion or controlled debate. Basically, they are thick as fuck.

So to review those points, what I'm saying is, that the bouncers of The Priory are fucking cunts who are presumably are unfit for any other type of work other from threatening people who are having a good time.

These people probably go home and beat their wives/partners to a pulp to make them feel good about themselves. Most bouncers have a history of violence, domestically and socially. Their need to beat their partners up stemming from the fact they cannot interact on even the most basic of levels as they lack the mental ability to do so. The best place of these mindless idiots is prison, not a nightclub door. 

The management of The Priory is also highly questionable, howhonestly though it was a good idea to employ the current 'security' staff? Are the management also stupid? I suspect they probably are.

Is it a requirement of the job (a bouncer) to be the following:

. Completely dense

. Act and behave in a threatening/thugish manner

. Be a complete miserable cunt

. Have no sense of humour

. Have poor mouth hygene

. Have nothing better to do on a Saturday night

For anyone reading this review seeking a good night out, don't go to Priory as the bouncers are all fucking cunts and they'll almost certainly ruin your night.